Smile. Nod. Obey.
Just another drone in the system... or so they think.
This tee blends satire and subversion in true Black Ember fashion — clean lines, sharp typography, and a slogan that hits harder the longer you stare. Perfect for those who play along just long enough to flip the script.
Soft. Comfortable.
Dangerously aware.
Wear it like a glitch in the feed.
You're not here to follow orders — you're here to expose them.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Product features
- Without side seams for added comfort and a polished look
- Ribbed knit collar that retains its shape over time
- Shoulder tape for stability and to prevent stretching
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth finish
- Ethically produced with US cotton, certified for safety and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: Black Ember, Ryzenathletics@proton.me, Lytchett House, 13 Freeland Park, Wareham Road, Poole, Dorset, ENG, BH16 6FA, GB
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
